what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Barack Obama

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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69

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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your moms my other ride

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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