- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??