A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Tim and Eric

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you and your family will die tonight

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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balls

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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David Silberberg is gay

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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what happens every day? People die

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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