What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

out of your comfort zone

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Do you want icecream, Björn?

You

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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