- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

whats a dick a dick

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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