How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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full house

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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