r u smart..... or ur black

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Sarah Palin

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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