- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ponder

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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