what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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gay porn...

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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