- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

A shark ate your mom

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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