- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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