Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Roey Jegen

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

why do you care?

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

r u smart..... or ur black

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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