What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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