Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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The Detroit Lions

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Knock, Knock ...

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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