- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

The Game

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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