Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

children burning

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Two english guys meet at work

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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