- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

butt sex

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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