- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did it die Nothing died

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

shut up iggy

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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