What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Q. who's george porchy?

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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This one sucks!

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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