What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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im watching you..

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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