- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

good one jess !!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Take this and put it- No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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