What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Trashcan!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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