There's my tractor.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Republicans

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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