Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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