Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Hillary Clinton

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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