How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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