- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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