Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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leon harney ya pikey

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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