- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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