- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Canadians

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why did i write this? I was bored

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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