- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

No thank you, I don't like violence

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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