You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Health food.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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