Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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how did the man die he didnt

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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