RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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This is not a joke or is it

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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?J?o?k?e?

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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