- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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