- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

your mother hates you

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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