- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

I like colin but not as much as apple

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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