- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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