Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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