What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Get in the car.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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