Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

my gramma died

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Breast cancer.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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