- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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