My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Donald Trump

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Donald Trump

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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