what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Why is pi? Because circles.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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