"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Women's rights.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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you and your family will die tonight

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Why did the

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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