Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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full house

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Jimmy Saville

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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