- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Q. who's george porchy?

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

this is not a joke. jks

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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