- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

donald................duck for president

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Your mom.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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