What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Womens rights !

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Jacob Edwards has friends

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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