Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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