How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

tom pauling

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Penisland

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Anti Joke

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