- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

this is not a joke

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Robin get in the Batmobile.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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