why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Justin Bieber.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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