- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

shut up iggy

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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