- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

How much Is a free app on my market?

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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