Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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