- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

your mother

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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