What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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acualy is dolan

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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