- Anti Joke

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep