what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Bumsniffer

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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