- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

What did Delaware? A coat.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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