Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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shut up iggy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Anti Joke

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