What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

You read the Terms of Service.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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