- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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