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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What's up brah brah

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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