What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

a man said hi.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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