Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Samraj.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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A horse walks into a barn.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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