Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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fack me in the ace! CC

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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