- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

This sentence is false.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Knock Knock Yes?

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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