Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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