Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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25

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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