Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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thumbs up!

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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