- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Erectile Dysfunction.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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