What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Bob dole

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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