- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Rigo your a stupid ass

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

A white person at Harvard

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

you are a åsshole :)

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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