Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

A Jew! Bless you.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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