- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

shut up kobe!

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

falling didnt make the difference

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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