- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

more chocolate?

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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