- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Kelly Clarkson

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

WNBA

a person smokes weed... and gets high

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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